5 Dumbest Forms Of Cardio (DON’T LOOK STUPID!)

Cardio is defined as any type of exercise that gets your heart rate up and keeps it up for a prolonged period of time. Your respiratory system will start working harder as you begin to breathe faster and more deeply. Cardio is one of the most common things people train in the gym.  That said, there are many dumb forms of cardio workouts that you should avoid if you not only want to see your best results but stay safe when doing it.  In this post, I cover the 5 worst forms of cardio and show you how to make each of them better.

1. Battle Ropes

Battle ropes are a new way to get in your conditioning and cardiovascular training, but only if you do them right.  They aren’t called battle ropes for no reason.  If you want to get the most out of this workout tool you are going to have to go to battle with the ropes.  In other words, you need to attack the workout with a super high-intensity level.  It is ok if you wind up cutting down the amount of time you spend swinging the ropes if the trade-off is that you are working harder.  Work harder for a shorter period of time and you will see more efficient results from your workouts.

2. Treadmills, Bikes, and Ellipticals

Treadmills, bikes, and ellipticals are three common forms of cardio that get used every single day in the gym.  Their popularity should not be confused with them being the best thing you can do, however. In fact, the postural mistakes that are not only encouraged but somehow possible on these machines make them a very poor alternative to the equivalent activity that you could be doing outside.  Not just that, but nobody would ever argue that walking on a stair climber is somehow harder than walking real flights of stairs.  Get outside and away from the machines and you will see a more effective carryover in your training.

3. Tabata

Tabata is also a very popular form of cardio.  The problem here is twofold.  The exercise selection for using your Tabata as well as the fact that you need to train at a much higher intensity during your interval is key to the success as it was originally designed.  The Tabata interval is 20 seconds of activity followed by 10 seconds of rest.  You repeat this for a total of 8 rounds or 4 minutes.  The key however is that your high activity levels must be near your max heart rate.  If you choose an exercise that is either too easy or takes too long to ramp up and down from, you will be costing yourself the major benefit of the cardio protocol.

4. Poorly Designed HIIT Training

The same can be said for poorly designed HIIT training.  If your idea of HIIT is that you perform a max effort lift with a conditioning exercise interspersed, you are going to wind up either hurting yourself or at the very least getting submaximal results for both of the goals you are training for.  Instead, focus either on strength training or cardio but don’t try to do both in the same workout.  Again, this is a very popular way to train these days but popularity does not mean safe or beneficial.

5. Jogging

Finally, jogging is a very common form of cardio.  The issue with jogging is that it is smack dab in the middle of sprinting and walking and often takes on the worst traits of each.  If you are overweight and in need of a good cardio workout, a slow long-duration walk would be good for keeping it easy on your joints while still allowing enough time to burn sufficient calories at a lower energy output.  Sprinting is a bit harder on the joints but can really ramp up the effort and get you a better workout faster.  Jogging has the impact of running but is usually not long enough to sustain the benefits of walking.

The Bottom Line

Whatever you are doing to get in your cardio, remember there are ways to train to burn fat that can be efficient and safe. For more content on total body workouts for beginners and the best full-body beginner workout, be sure to subscribe to our blog via the link below and remember to turn on your notifications so you never miss a new post when it’s published.

The PERFECT Beginner Workout! (With Sets And Reps)

If you are new to training and looking for a beginner workout to build muscle then this is the step by step workout plan you need.

In this post, I take you through a workout for beginners that is 3 months in length, or possibly even longer if you decide to stick with the third month longer, that is designed to build both strength and muscle while making sure to build your body on a solid foundation. Each month consists of three workouts, two of which are full-body workouts and one of which focuses on your core and grip/forearm strength. The total body workouts are alternated on Monday, Wednesday and Friday while the core and carry workout is repeated every Tuesday and Thursday. The weekends are taken off for rest and recovery.

The exercises in this beginner workout routine are grouped by movement patterns. Instead of focusing solely on specific exercises, I want the beginner trainee to think about how their bodies are moving and why that movement is important so that they may substitute in other exercises down the line with a knowledge of why they are acceptable alternatives.

The ten movement patterns are:

  • Squat
  • Hinge
  • Vertical Push
  • Vertical Pull
  • Horizontal Push
  • Horizontal Pull
  • Static Lunge
  • Dynamic Lunge
  • Core Flexion 
  • Carry

Over the course of the 3 months of this beginner workout plan, you will see that the exercises that fit each movement pattern will change. By either increasing the complexity of the exercise or the amount of load that can be used on the exercise, we can ensure progressive overload is met while giving your muscles the stimulus they need to grow bigger and stronger.

Eight of the ten movement patterns are split up across two full-body workouts, Here is an example of how the A full body workout for beginners of month one is structured:

1. DB Drop Squat – 3 x 12-15 FF

2. 1 Arm DB Press – 3 x 12-15 FF each arm

3. Chest Supported Row – 3 x 12-15 FF

4. Bodyweight Split Squats – 3 x FF each leg

Here is an example of how the B workout for beginners of month one is structured:

1. Pullthroughs – 3 x 12-15 FF

2. Bodyweight Reverse Lunges – 3 x 12-15 FF each leg

3. Pushups – 3 x FF

4. Lat/Banded Pulldowns – 3 x 12-15 FF

Here is an example of how the C beginner workout of month one is structured:

1. Rollups – 3 x FF

2. DB Suitcase Carry – 3 x FF each arm

As you make your way through months one, two, and three you will see that the reps will decrease (progressing from movement mastery into strength overload) and the overall volume will increase and then become streamlined for maximum efficiency at the end. Any beginner who performs this total body workout for beginners can expect to see increases in the amount of muscle mass they carry as well as how they look and feel by the end of the routine.

The majority of these workouts can be performed in any home gym, making this extremely friendly to anyone who is looking to build muscle but either cannot or does not want to go to the gym. A simple bench, barbell set, and some dumbbells are all it takes for you to start building muscle as a beginner. If for some reason you cannot perform one of the exercises shown here, simply leave a comment below and someone will be able to recommend an alternative option that you will be able to do.

All beginner workouts should have something in common, and that is a focus on learning the basics while paying attention to perform the exercises you are doing the right way. There is no point in building strength upon a cracked foundation. Learn how to control your body in space and master the movement patterns before adding weight to prevent unnecessary breakdowns down the line.

Within these workouts, you will find familiar exercises like pushups, squats, deadlifts, rows, pullups, lunges, and more. The exercise progressions are what is important however and making sure not to move to an exercise that your body is not prepared to do properly at this time. The step by step workout plan for beginners is laid out as such to ensure that that doesn’t happen to you. Take it a workout by workout and you will see that you can make great progress without any slips along the way.

For more complete full-body workouts that will help you build muscle as a beginner be sure to follow this blog.

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